Jed Contemplates a Career Change

If you’re a member of Linkedin or any of the big job sites out there you probably get recruiter emails. If you work in security you probably get lots of recruiter emails about IT jobs. They’re probably the same thing anyway.

If you’re Jed, you have some very confused individuals emailing you. There’s one fellow in particular who I nearly asked to stop emailing me.. but he sends such gems, and he’s very confident I’m the man for the job. Maybe I am? You decide.

Jed – Hard Wood Consultant

floor installer

Pro Specialist (Full Time)
Floor and Decor
  • It s great being part of a culture where entrepreneurship and team spirit are not just buzzwords.
  • If you love working with a great group of people and desire the opportunity to grow, this is the place for you.
  • We work to ensure that each customer that shops with us has a unique experience.
  • Our professional customers are a huge asset to the success of our business and you are their liaison.
  • As a Pro Specialist, your passion for customer services and the product will help create strong relationships with our professional clients to ensure they are a priority.

Jed – “You Have No Proof” Chlorine Gas Expert


Project Coordinator
The Chlorine Institute
  • The Chlorine Institute seeks a well-organized, detail-oriented self-starter with strong writing, editing, proofreading and project management skills.
  • The Project Coordinator will work closely with the senior staff to collect and distribute materials that support CI members.
  • Assist CI’s technical staff persons with administrative support for a variety of projects during our Annual and Fall Meetings, Chlorine Safety Training events in coordination with TRANSCAER® and CHLOREP® Team Training.
  • The project coordinator secures the hotel contract, preps badges and handouts, collects surveys, and manages the thank you gifts for presenters.
  • Assists the Director HESS with the Safety Performance Recognition Program by ordering plaques, arranging shipping and designing the program.

Jed – “It’s Your Money, But It’s Really Our Money” Loan Shark Specialist


CIC Specialist (Change in Circumstance)
JG Wentworth Home Lending, LLC
  • Position Summary:  Under the guidance of the VP of Operations and the direct supervision of the manager of the CIC Team, the individual that that will fill this role is someone with knowledge of TRID, disclosure and the change in circumstance process.
  • This individual will also have to have knowledge of the Encompass Loan operating system along with 2 years’ experience in a mortgage environment in a processing, closing, post-closing, insuring, and/or compliance department.
  •         Review change requests and determine if it is a bona fide Change in Circumstance
  •         Monitor and disclose Loan Estimates and Change in Circumstances
  •         Review and notify of compliance fails in Mavent and Alerts in Encompass

Jed – Mail Cop

TSA Introduces Pre-Screening Pilot Program For Some Passenger Groups

Mail Room and Loading Dock Specialist
  • Pick-up and process incoming and outgoing mail involving multiple delivery points, receiving and routing correspondence, messages, and performing other mail room functions.
  • Conduct internal distribution of incoming mail insuring timely and controlled distribution of a variety of correspondence.
  • Operate X-Ray machine, performing searches of all incoming official mail, Federal Express, United Parcel Service, and other private mail services and parcels for evidence of drugs, explosives, or biochemical agents, prior to routing mail within the mailroom.
  • Will provide to each agency a copy of the daily FIRM Delivery receipt for Accountable Delivery mail.
  • As required, makes any additional copies and routes to mail distribution boxes within the organization segments or individuals.

Jed – A Man’s Girl Scout


Annual Giving Specialist
Girl Scout Council of the Nation’s Capital
  • This position will directly work with grassroots volunteers, work on Council-wide fundraising solicitations, and plan and implement special donor and fundraising events:
  • Manage and oversee the annual campaign volunteer leadership, which includes leading meetings, cultivating relationships and empowering them to make asks in their communities.
  • In partnership with the Public Relations Department, develop donation brochures, social media campaigns and other promotional materials for events and mailings.
  • Respond promptly to donor inquiries and serve as an information resource for all staff, volunteers, and families on funding for the organization.
  • Work with the Individual Giving Officer to identify possible major and planned donors and, at times, make asks of individuals or small business to reach the goal.

Jed – Passionate Waxieré

waxing legs

Wax Specialist
European Wax Center
  • Now Hiring Wax Specialists Got a passion for waxing and want to boost your career?
  • As a Wax Specialist, you ll be a friendly and passionate team player who can hit the ground running while also building your skills with our comprehensive training program.
  • We re in the business of Revealing Beautiful Skin, and with your help, you ll give guests a reason to walk in, and strut out.
  • To encourage loyal guests, we offer incentives (packages and memberships) and use local and national advertising to promote guest frequency.
  • And to ensure your guests always receive the best results, European Wax Center has an exclusive line of skin and brow-care retail products.

Why don’t you give the ol’ comment box a workout and let me know which you think I should apply for.


1 thought on “Jed Contemplates a Career Change

  1. Not a mall cop you would abuse the power


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